On Desire Luzinda: What the president should do
A few moons ago, Uganda and other neighboring continents were awash with pictures of a naked frame purportedly thought to be belonging to Desire Luzinda. “Desire, who?” The people, after sniffing such...
View ArticleThe Weekly News Roundup
In dry corridors news The week saw things. Yamawe! Socialite turned miner (She mines diamonds, lately) Zari released a sex tape and it has garnered a lot of revenue at Box Office. Okay, scratch the Box...
View ArticleOf New Year Resolutions
Gen. Sejusa: My New Year resolution? Ah, let me see. I have quite a lot. I might re-change my name to something that evoke more fear. I might resume my letter writing if I land on the fool that stole...
View ArticleIn the news this month…
Much to my consternation, the year is still young and as such it’s making stuff up as it slowly trudges along. Unfortunately, in the process, a lot of the stuff it’s chucking out at us happens to be a...
View ArticleMaria Kiwanuka Chats With Museveni. A Fly On The Wall Brings You The Convo
A few moons ago, President Museveni reshuffled cabinet. He basically meant, “I wear the pants in this country and every day I be’s reshuffling.” Old brooms were brought back to sleep some more. Some...
View ArticleHow To Avoid Getting Stuck in Mbarara.
It is said that KQ, the Pride of Africa with the exception of a few areas, had President Museveni stuck after failing to pick him from Mbarara. First, who or what is Mbarara? Mbarara is a landlocked...
View ArticleIn The News, This Week
Ever since this week yawned and woke up from its cold bed on Monday, it hasn’t gone back to sleep. It is an insomniac week. It needs its sleeping pills. However, a lot has happened in the paltry of...
View ArticleA STORY ABOUT A DUDE WHO COULD NOT SAY HI TO A HOT BABE
I am at this famous Indian video library on William Street buying bootleg versions of Modern Family after such a long, hard and hectic day. I am testing it in the DVD player to make sure it...
View ArticleBeneath the lies review: Reflections of us.
I could watch Flavia Tumusiime in anything. If she was in every program on UBC t.v, that would be my favorite television. If she returned to teen’s club on WBS, that station...
View ArticleAn Officer and an unfortunate Gentleman
NTV Uganda broke a story involving police brutality. This in turn drained our phones’ batteries as people forwarded the clip over and over. It also created the impression that we were actually up to...
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